Marching Band Quotes
Find a funny line for your t-shirt design, or just slip them into the conversation next time you're with your band buddies.
Band is the bacon of school.
Manholes on the Parade Route
by Miss Ing A. Flautist
Bach in a Minuet.
Einstein was wrong.
E = Fb
By the right flank... MARCH!!
Don't bother me.
I'm the reason we need band moms.
What is the football team doing on our field?
Weapons of Mass Percussion
The football team plays the game
but marching band makes it interesting.
The few. The proud. The Trombones.
Sorry. We only have one volume.
Real men don't use lyres.
Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.
One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.
Sports for intelligent people.
It's cool. I'm with the band.
Where the flutes go, treble will follow.
I'm in a band... Marching Band.
Play with the big boys.
Always stirring up treble.
Like my roll step.
Back at it again with the white Dinkles.
I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.
Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013
If it were any easier, they'd call it football.
Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
(what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)
It's a band thing.
You wouldn't understand.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...
with your LEFT FOOT!
Football is marching band's opening act.
Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.
It's all good in common time.