Marching Band Quotes

Find a funny line for your t-shirt design, or just slip them into the conversation next time you're with your band buddies.

    • Band is the bacon of school.

    • Manholes on the Parade Route

      by Miss Ing A. Flautist

    • Gone Chopin.

      Bach in a Minuet.

    • Einstein was wrong.

      E = Fb

    • I see band people.

    • I halt for drum majors.

    • By the right flank... MARCH!!

    • Don't bother me.

      I'm marching.

    • I'm the reason we need band moms.

    • What is the football team doing on our field?

    • Weapons of Mass Percussion

    • The football team plays the game

      but marching band makes it interesting.

    • The few. The proud. The Trombones.

    • Sorry. We only have one volume.

    • Real men don't use lyres.

    • Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.

    • One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.

    • Music makes me stronger

    • Merrily we roll along.

    • Marching Band

      Sports for intelligent people.

    • It's cool. I'm with the band.

    • Where the flutes go, treble will follow.

    • Too saxy for my shirt.

    • I'm in a band... Marching Band.

    • Get your drum on.

    • Tuba!

      Play with the big boys.

    • Baritones kick brass.

    • Always stirring up treble.

    • iMarch iPlay iTired

    • I march. FR

    • Band Geek.

      Hundo P.

    • Smoooooth!

      Like my roll step.

    • DANG DRUMLINE!

      Back at it again with the white Dinkles.

    • I mark time in my sleep.

    • Saxy and we know it.

    • I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.

    • Roll Steps

      Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013

    • Keep Calm and March On

    • Marching Band

      If it were any easier, they'd call it football.

    • My sport is band.

    • Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.

      (what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)

    • It's a band thing.

      You wouldn't understand.

    • MARK TIME! WHAT?!

    • A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...

      with your LEFT FOOT!

    • Football is marching band's opening act.

    • I'm with the band.

    • Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.

      Ba-dum tsss.

    • hashtag #sharp

    • Music makes waves

    • This music smells funny

    • It's all good in common time.

    • Dude, Bach off!

    • You're under a rest