Mock Trial Humor

Find a funny line for your t-shirt design, or just slip them into the conversation when you're on a scrimmage trip.

    • Take the Stand.

    • STOP!

      Gavel time.

    • Do you swear to stick to scope,

      the whole scope, and nothing but the scope?

    • I came here to crush your witness and chew bubble gum.

      And I’m all out of bubble gum.

    • I make a mockery of myself.

    • One does not simply

      study for mock trial.

    • I object in my sleep.

    • Mock Trial

      Football for intelligent people.

    • The courtroom is my arena.

    • Keep calm

      and cross on.

    • Fear not.

      Mock Trial is here.

    • Blind Justice

      is my favorite superhero.

    • Don’t ‘mock trial’ me.

    • No further questions, Your Honor.

    • Not now.

      I’m badgering the witness.

    • Calm down bro.

      It’s just an objection.

    • High School Mock Trial Team.

      I rest my case.

    • “Objection, Your Honor”

      is my middle name.

    • We, the members of the jury,

      find for our school's mock trial team.

    • Case dismissed.

      See you at Denny's.

    • Rebuttal?

      I didn't think so.

    • Let's Party!

      Objection overruled.

    • Oyez! Oyez!

      Mock Trial Team now presiding.

    • I refuse to answer that

      on the grounds that I don’t want to.