Funny Marching Band Puns and Sayings to use any way you like. We are continuing to add to this list as we find phrases that seem right. If you would like to include one of these on your t-shirt design just let your designer know and they can add a second side or even integrate it into the design you are using. This list grows with your help, so please feel free to add your own suggestion with the form at the bottom of the page.

    • A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...

      with your LEFT FOOT!

    • Always stirring up treble.

    • Band Geek.

      Hundo P.

    • Band is the bacon of school.

    • Baritones kick brass.

    • By the right flank... MARCH!!

    • DANG DRUMLINE!

      Back at it again with the white Dinkles.

    • Don't bother me.

      I'm marching.

    • Dude, Bach off!

    • Einstein was wrong.

      E = Fb

    • Football is marching band's opening act.

    • Get your drum on.

    • Gone Chopin.

      Bach in a Minuet.

    • I halt for drum majors.

    • I march. FR

    • I mark time in my sleep.

    • I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.

    • I see band people.

    • I'm in a band... Marching Band.

    • I'm the reason we need band moms.

    • I'm with the band.

    • Marching Band

      If it were any easier, they'd call it football.

    • Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.

    • iMarch iPlay iTired

    • It's a band thing.

      You wouldn't understand.

    • It's all good in common time.

    • It's cool. I'm with the band.

    • Keep Calm and March On

    • Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.

      (what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)

    • Manholes on the Parade Route

      by Miss Ing A. Flautist

    • Marching Band

      Sports for intelligent people.

    • MARK TIME! WHAT?!

    • Merrily we roll along.

    • Music makes me stronger

    • Music makes waves

    • My sport is band.

    • One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.

    • Real men don't use lyres.

    • Roll Steps

      Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013

    • Saxy and we know it.

    • Smoooooth!

      Like my roll step.

    • Sorry. We only have one volume.

    • The few. The proud. The Trombones.

    • The football team plays the game

      but marching band makes it interesting.

    • This music smells funny

    • Too saxy for my shirt.

    • Tuba!

      Play with the big boys.

    • Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.

      Ba-dum tsss.

    • Weapons of Mass Percussion

    • What is the football team doing on our field?

    • Where the flutes go, treble will follow.

    • hashtag #sharp

    • You're under a rest