My sport is band.

    • Take the Stand.

    • STOP!

      Gavel time.

    • Do you swear to stick to scope,

      the whole scope, and nothing but the scope?

    • I came here to crush your witness and chew bubble gum.

      And I’m all out of bubble gum.

    • I make a mockery of myself.

    • One does not simply

      study for mock trial.

    • I object in my sleep.

    • Mock Trial

      Football for intelligent people.

    • The courtroom is my arena.

    • Keep calm

      and cross on.

    • Fear not.

      Mock Trial is here.

    • Blind Justice

      is my favorite superhero.

    • Don’t ‘mock trial’ me.

    • No further questions, Your Honor.

    • Not now.

      I’m badgering the witness.

    • Calm down bro.

      It’s just an objection.

    • High School Mock Trial Team.

      I rest my case.

    • “Objection, Your Honor”

      is my middle name.

    • We, the members of the jury,

      find for our school's mock trial team.

    • Case dismissed.

      See you at Denny's.

    • Rebuttal?

      I didn't think so.

    • Let's Party!

      Objection overruled.

    • Oyez! Oyez!

      Mock Trial Team now presiding.

    • I refuse to answer that

      on the grounds that I don’t want to.

    • Band is the bacon of school.

    • Manholes on the Parade Route

      by Miss Ing A. Flautist

    • Gone Chopin.

      Bach in a Minuet.

    • Einstein was wrong.

      E = Fb

    • I see band people.

    • I halt for drum majors.

    • By the right flank... MARCH!!

    • Don't bother me.

      I'm marching.

    • I'm the reason we need band moms.

    • What is the football team doing on our field?

    • Weapons of Mass Percussion

    • The football team plays the game

      but marching band makes it interesting.

    • The few. The proud. The Trombones.

    • Sorry. We only have one volume.

    • Real men don't use lyres.

    • Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.

    • One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.

    • Music makes me stronger

    • Merrily we roll along.

    • Marching Band

      Sports for intelligent people.

    • It's cool. I'm with the band.

    • Where the flutes go, treble will follow.

    • Too saxy for my shirt.

    • I'm in a band... Marching Band.

    • Get your drum on.

    • Tuba!

      Play with the big boys.

    • Baritones kick brass.

    • Always stirring up treble.

    • iMarch iPlay iTired

    • I march. FR

    • Band Geek.

      Hundo P.

    • Smoooooth!

      Like my roll step.

    • DANG DRUMLINE!

      Back at it again with the white Dinkles.

    • I mark time in my sleep.

    • Saxy and we know it.

    • I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.

    • Roll Steps

      Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013

    • Keep Calm and March On

    • Marching Band

      If it were any easier, they'd call it football.

    • My sport is band.

    • Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.

      (what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)

    • It's a band thing.

      You wouldn't understand.

    • MARK TIME! WHAT?!

    • A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...

      with your LEFT FOOT!

    • Football is marching band's opening act.

    • I'm with the band.

    • Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.

      Ba-dum tsss.

    • It probably wouldn't kill me to miss choir, but why risk it.

    • Choir is the bacon of school.

    • I'm not anti-social, I'd just rather be singing.

    • I don't need therapy, I just need to sing in the choir.

    • Right now I'd rather be singing.

    • Either you love to sing or you are wrong.

    • Trust me I'm a singer.

    • I have O.S.D. Obsessive Singing Disorder

    • My brain is 80% song lyrics

    • More Choir!

    • Please note, choir rules.

    • live, love, sing

    • hashtag #sharp

    • Music makes waves

    • Singing with my peeps.

    • My love language is applause

    • Keep calm and sing on

    • This music smells funny

    • I'm majoring in vocal dynamics

    • It's all good in common time.

    • It's a choir thing, you wouldn't understand.

    • Warning: choir hard at work

    • Brace yourself the choir is about to sing

    • Expert Choirist

    • There are two types of people in the world and people in choir are better than both of them.

    • Choir is my Forte

    • Friends don't let friends clap on 1 and 3

    • Dude, Bach off!

    • Every minuete counts

    • You're under a rest

    • Sing or swim in the high C's

    • Singing is Re-Choired byond this point

    • Treble Makers

    • I sing, what's your super power?