Funny Mock Trial one-liners, jokes, puns and sayings to use any way you like. Find a hilarious line for your t-shirt design, or just slip them into the conversation when you’re on a scrimmage trip.
If you’d like to include one of these on your t-shirt design just let your designer know and they can add a second side or even integrate it into the design you are using.
“Objection, Your Honor”
is my middle name.
Blind Justice
is my favorite superhero.
Calm down bro.
It’s just an objection.
Case dismissed.
See you at Denny's.
I make a mockery of myself.
I object in my sleep.
I refuse to answer that
on the grounds that I don’t want to.
Keep calm
and cross on.
Let's Party!
Objection overruled.
No further questions, Your Honor.
Not now.
I’m badgering the witness.
One does not simply
study for mock trial.
Oyez! Oyez!
Mock Trial Team now presiding.
Rebuttal?
I didn't think so.
STOP!
Gavel time.
Take the Stand.
The courtroom is my arena.
We, the members of the jury,
find for our school's mock trial team.
