Take the Stand.
Do you swear to stick to scope,
the whole scope, and nothing but the scope?
I came here to crush your witness and chew bubble gum.
And I’m all out of bubble gum.
I make a mockery of myself.
One does not simply
study for mock trial.
Football for intelligent people.
The courtroom is my arena.
Mock Trial is here.
is my favorite superhero.
No further questions, Your Honor.
I’m badgering the witness.
Calm down bro.
It’s just an objection.
High School Mock Trial Team.
I rest my case.
“Objection, Your Honor”
is my middle name.
We, the members of the jury,
find for our school's mock trial team.
See you at Denny's.
I didn't think so.
Mock Trial Team now presiding.
I refuse to answer that
on the grounds that I don’t want to.
Band is the bacon of school.
Manholes on the Parade Route
by Miss Ing A. Flautist
Bach in a Minuet.
Einstein was wrong.
E = Fb
By the right flank... MARCH!!
Don't bother me.
I'm the reason we need band moms.
What is the football team doing on our field?
Weapons of Mass Percussion
The football team plays the game
but marching band makes it interesting.
The few. The proud. The Trombones.
Sorry. We only have one volume.
Real men don't use lyres.
Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.
One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.
Sports for intelligent people.
It's cool. I'm with the band.
Where the flutes go, treble will follow.
I'm in a band... Marching Band.
Play with the big boys.
Always stirring up treble.
Like my roll step.
Back at it again with the white Dinkles.
I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.
Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013
If it were any easier, they'd call it football.
Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
(what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)
It's a band thing.
You wouldn't understand.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...
with your LEFT FOOT!
Football is marching band's opening act.
Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.
It probably wouldn't kill me to miss choir, but why risk it.
Choir is the bacon of school.
I'm not anti-social, I'd just rather be singing.
I don't need therapy, I just need to sing in the choir.
Right now I'd rather be singing.
Either you love to sing or you are wrong.
I have O.S.D. Obsessive Singing Disorder
My brain is 80% song lyrics
Please note, choir rules.
My love language is applause
I'm majoring in vocal dynamics
It's all good in common time.
It's a choir thing, you wouldn't understand.
Warning: choir hard at work
Brace yourself the choir is about to sing
There are two types of people in the world and people in choir are better than both of them.
Friends don't let friends clap on 1 and 3
Sing or swim in the high C's
Singing is Re-Choired byond this point
I sing, what's your super power?